Welcome inside my cave. I would have Alfred fix you a cup of tea and a crumpet or two but we must not eat or rest until we have finished our bat-business and I think he's stuck in the service elevator again anyway.

I am sure you will want to know more about some of the Bat-subjects below so just Bat-click on the desired topic and I will have the batcomputer fill you in on every detail in the bat-data banks which will not compromise my secret identity or crime fighting abilities.